Gentlemen,
Are you feeling lonely? Love lost? Do you want to start a relationship?
Let those feelings disappear.
I know the secret.
Find a woman's lost purse and return it.
Seriously.
It works.
Women love their purses.
I'm serious.
I've done it.
So, has this guy.
I'm serious.
*To remove the chance element you could just steal said purse and then gallop in like a knight in shining armor a few hours later.
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