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Life Corner: Starting a Relationship

Gentlemen,

Are you feeling lonely? Love lost? Do you want to start a relationship?

Let those feelings disappear.

I know the secret. 

Find a woman's lost purse and return it. 

Seriously. 

It works. 

Women love their purses. 

I'm serious. 

I've done it. 

So, has this guy. 

I'm serious. 

*To remove the chance element you could just steal said purse and then gallop in like a knight in shining armor a few hours later. 

Foolishly Seeking True Love from Jarrett Lee Conaway on Vimeo.

Planning the Perfect Party.

Planning a party for the weekend?  Here is everything you need. 

1) Guest List

        - Invite college men. Make sure they're campus big wigs.

2) Invitations

        - Phone your friends.

3) Refreshments

        - Feed the men hot chocolate and sandwiches.

        - Make sure to randomly put items on other peoples' plates.

4) Entertainment

        - A game where you have a picture on your back but you don't know what it is. You can ask someone else at the party questions to try to guess what your picture is. They can do the same.

        - Hat making game. Make sure to have a prize for the best hat. NOTE: Only women play this game...BUT give the award randomly some guy at the party.

        - Clapping game.

        - Charades.

5) Leave randomly and abruptly