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A Note to Christina and Christina and All the Other Gingers In My Life.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

You have a difficult road ahead. 

I love you both. Truly.

BUT whatever happens I'm not sure I will aid and abet. 

That's against the law. 

And two wrongs DON'T make a right. 

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

The DanandBrian.com Center Honors: This Guy

So, I enjoy dancing. 

A LOT. 

In fact, during my college days I felt a weekend that did not result in the type of full-body soreness that only comes via the aggressive fist-pumping and leg kicking of being a spastic sound champion, was a weekend wasted. 

Those words remain true.  Although my scale for what defines a solid weekend has changed, I still aspire to frequently sweat my body weight out on the dance floor. 

And now, I aspire to do the same 20 years into the future...and also incorporate push-ups, somersaults, ground punches, and rolling in the dirt into my dance floor repertoire.  

We honor you 2009 Lollapalooza Guy. 

Thank you, Mr Young.

I don't want to lose you

And with that we come to 2009, the era of mixed language songs. This one is also more evidence that all asians, inlcuding pop stars, are martial arts experts. 

How to make bread.

The breads on Brian's posts are all very simple to make.  Just follow this guide:

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread and Jam.

BREAD

 AND 

JAM

 Incubator

Incubator - Chapels

Incubator - Cigarettes

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread and Jam.

BREAD

AND

JAM

 Librarians

  Librarians-so what

Librarians-wait and see

Librarians-cranberry palace

Life Corner: Starting a Relationship

Gentlemen,

Are you feeling lonely? Love lost? Do you want to start a relationship?

Let those feelings disappear.

I know the secret. 

Find a woman's lost purse and return it. 

Seriously. 

It works. 

Women love their purses. 

I'm serious. 

I've done it. 

So, has this guy. 

I'm serious. 

*To remove the chance element you could just steal said purse and then gallop in like a knight in shining armor a few hours later. 

Foolishly Seeking True Love from Jarrett Lee Conaway on Vimeo.

I don't want to lose you tonight

Next stop: Jan Terri, 1993, with this piece that just tugs your heart strings right out of tune.  Who hasn't longed after our own version of a mulleted motorcycle hunk?

Sweet song, sweet vid.

The DJ is Pogo... he mixes tunes made almost entirely of sounds from movies.  More to come in the near future.

Video Games Are Assholes.

So, I've never really been that interested in video games. But I never really had a great reason to be bothered by them.  Yes, they often keep people indoors. Idle. Drinking 2 liters of coke. Pimples. But there wasn't much more I could hold against them. Until now. 

It turns out that if video games had their druthers, they would fuck our shit up.