There are a lot of people out there who don't have faith in modern medicine. Well, if you consider Seventh Day Adventists, Scientologists, and Jenny McCarthy as a lot of people. I have no problem with them as long as they don't come crying for help when they get sick and L. Ron Hubbard or Jim Carey let them down.
That's not totally true. If I could, I would yell at those schmucks just like this:
But I can't play a guitar that well, I can't sing, and I am not hooking up with a girl who is a kick ass drummer and is pretending to be my sister. So instead I say nothing.
Those of you who need a little medicine, and are willing to accept it, take one of these and I promise you will feel better.
You feel like a million bucks don't you... or at least like a fat wad of cash you might win playing Othello.
I'm sorry, Jenny, this medicine isn't going to cure Autism but neither will measles, mumps, rubella, diptheria, pertussis, or tetanus.
Trust me... I'm a doctor.
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