Dan and Brian are too cheap to pay for medical advice on the weekend. Well, let me clarify that...
Brian is too cheap and Dan is too concerned about the relative size of his "name" to be supportive of contributors to the blog.
Anyway, they don't think you all deserve medical advice on the weekend...
Well, F them. An APPLE I promise, an APPLE I shall give...
Mighty Wings by Cheap Trick
Top Gun Soundtrack - Cheap Trick - Mighty Wings
Listen to this 3 times before you go out tonight and put on your best underwear and I promise you will get some action like Maverick or that hot lady flight instructor.
Trust me... I'm a doctor.
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