Today is truly an apple...
Fiona Apple.
Kind of like a guy with guitar, there is just something about about a girl with a smoky voice and a piano that just makes everything better.
Well, I don't recommend listening to that song if you in a bad relationship or just had a bad break-up, then Fiona's smoky voice might make you want to set a warm bath, light some candles, and break out the razor blades.
But if you aren't having any relationship issues, just enjoy the sultry, eloquent musings of this bright eyed beauty and everything will be better.
Unless you are having issues with an eating disorder...then you better try this version:
Elvis adds his own brand of bravado to the song and, in my opinion, kills some of the emotion and subtlety of the original. But then again, you'd kind of expect that from an Irish guy who though Elvis Costello was a better name than some form of the name he was given - Declan Patrick McManus.
Douchebag... a talented song writer and singer, but still a douchebag.
Trust me... I'm a doctor.
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